(In the Figaro throne room.)

EDGAR: Well? How do you like my castle?

(Soldier arrives.)

(Soldier) King Edgar! Someone from the Empire to see you!

EDGAR: Probably Kefka!

(Kefka and two Troopers in the desert outside the castle.)

KEFKA: Phooey! Emperor's Gestahl's stupid orders!

KEFKA: EDGAR, you pinhead! Why do you have to live in the middle of nowhere? These recon jobs are the pits!

KEFKA: Ahem...there's SAND on my boots!

(Troopers clean off Kefka's boots.)

(Troopers) Yes, Sir! All set, Sir!

(Kefka laughs maniacally.)

KEFKA: Idiots!

(Kefka and the Troopers arrive at Figaro's gate.)

(Soldier) Sir Kefka!? What on earth do...

KEFKA: Outta my way!

(EDGAR arrives.)

(EDGAR talks to one Trooper.)

EDGAR: I thought we were allies! What are you doing in my domain?

(EDGAR talks to the other Trooper.)

EDGAR: Looking for more cities to destroy?

TROOPER: That's for us to know!

(EDGAR talks to Kefka.)

EDGAR: What brings Kefka, humble servant to Emperor Gestahl, into our lowly presence?

KEFKA: A girl of no importance recently escaped from us. We heard she found refuge here...

EDGAR: Hmm...this wouldn't have anything to do with this "witch" everyone's been whispering about, would it?

KEFKA: Lies! She...merely stole something of minor value. Is she here?

EDGAR: That's a tough one!

EDGAR: You see, there're more girls here than grains of sand out there. I can't keep track of 'em all!

KEFKA: I'd hate to be you if we found out you're lying... Mwa, ha!

(Kefka and Troopers proceed to leave.)

KEFKA: I truly hope nothing happens to your precious Figaro...!

(Kefka and Troopers leave.)

(EDGAR walks back, up to LOCKE.)

LOCKE: I'd say that guy's missing a few buttons...

art, content, layout by hojo. kefka by square.